She reads notes written by 10 year olds because that is the highest level of English the Republican base can comprehend. She knows her audience.

I sure hope he speaks English

Where’s someone who wants to impress Jodie Foster when you need them?

...because it’s ALWAYS Saturday?

Then they must just be getting really high. Like, a lot.

“I wish that he would really start addressing real issues like the climate crisis—”

When does he fire Trump?

Lord Commander Mormont was killed at Craster’s Keep, not the Fist of the First Men. That was where they encountered the wight army. He was killed by his men later after falling back to Craster’s Keep on the way home to Castle Black.

Charlize Theron will guest star in Seth MacFarlane’s scifi comedy in an undisclosed role, according to TV Guide.

Followed by the most disturbing segue ever.

I am also sick of so many people who defend their spewed ignorance/hatred with “Everyone is just too politically correct.” No, you’re behavior is just that of an asshole and you’ve been called out.

I really hope Annie makes it. Sweet dreams are made of this!

“Why the fuck won’t these religious hucksters go away and stop targeting people’s fears and ignorance?”

It has the opposite effect in me - it makes me feel despair. Like there’s nowhere to look to for enlightenment.

It actually works. Like, really really well. I was the same way, couldn’t see Reeves as that, but when you see it.. it works.

If you’re a fan of action movies, definitely see the first John Wick. The “secret assassin society” aspect isn’t quite as big as in the sequel, but they do set the ground rules for the Continental itself.

You know what, after further thought YES let’s be a dick about this.

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

Hopefully he figures that out before he makes out with her.

Growing up without a father around makes you try all the harder to be a responsible, hands-on parent who doesn’t abandon their kid on a remote desert planet.