It has the opposite effect in me - it makes me feel despair. Like there’s nowhere to look to for enlightenment.

You know what, after further thought YES let’s be a dick about this.

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

Mister Rogers. That a man like him lived is comforting.

Koko Head Trail, huh? That’s cute.

This is the real privilege.

Well of course that’s worse because it destroys a man, where actual sexual assault typically destroys a woman and I think we all know whose life is more valuable here.

No offence here, but I bloody hope not. We were in the midst of an ongoing investigation when your folks leaked that stuff last time. Sad to say, until you change your government, we need to keep your at an arms length.

“Why doth the peasantry fret so o’er this ‘Black Death’? ” ~Lord Pence, c. 1350 

While I see where you’re coming from, they likely will need counseling, which also costs a lot of money.

It’s a dictator thing; lesser mortals wouldn’t understand.

Weird Al is the greatest. That would have been legit.

lol Sure thing Sunshine. Thanks for stopping by. Good luck with moose and squirrel.

I don’t know, I feel like we keep saying that about various Republicans and it keeps not being true.

The most heartbreaking part about this whole saga is that it may have forced a mediocre white tech dude to admit that he can’t do everything. I mean, can you imagine the pathos of that moment, when he realized that his misguided bravado and the penis swinging between his legs just weren’t enough anymore?

Except fetuses, cops, guns and rich white guys.

cue Jeff Sesh “some judge on a bay in the Pacific”

To make the transition easier, they’re rebranding kneeling to “Downward Dogma”

Psssht, Coachella isn’t good enough for The Blessed Kate. She should book a nearby area for her own shows (Kate Fest? Bushapalooza?) and have Joan Jett and Pat Benatar as openers. Coachella can keep their flower crowns and 8 dollar bottles of water