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Hating black people and women never goes out of style.

OMG YES

If GOP donors realize their dollars won’t secure them cabinet positions they might stop giving.

“...This is my second or third new doctor after the first few refused to believe that a woman my age didn’t want to be ready to make the babies RIGHT NOW.”

Who thought Park Rangers, Coke and Bud would be the face of the Revolution?

Nevada is in, Colorado is in, Idaho, Utah and Montana are out.

Please promise me that if Cali succeeds that they take Las Vegas with them. Please don’t leave us behind. We turned the whole state blue!

This is 100% Bannon. Trump has established himself as an incredibly useful idiot and Bannon has his ear almost exclusively.

Everyone, including the press should just ignore Trump’s existence and direct all Whitehouse questions to ‘President Bannon’. Trump and his team would implode if everyone recognized Bannon as the true leader.

I’d start by disowning any friends and family you have who have ever voted Republican

At least Satan would probably be ok with keeping religion out of schools.

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

I can’t decide whether a blackout or a shock and awe campaign of mockery would undo him faster. Maybe a combination of one day on, one day off? Either way, watching this guy mentally disintegrate before our eyes and in real time is simultaneously thrilling and terrifying.

Our president is fat. And?

How nice would it have been to have woken up today with an alternative President instead?

No, the load of horseshit is insisting that Trump and his ilk exist in a vacuum where historical context is, at most, coincidence.

whitehouse.com wiped any reference to LGBT rights from it’s website today.

I knew there had to be a sliver lining

If those Bundy fundies thought that the fed’s grazing fees were high, just wait until they get the invoice from Exxon-Mobil.

“Schneider was nominated for a 2000 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor, but lost to Jar-Jar Binks.”—Roger Ebert