I thought it was more of a description of his internal monologue when he was passing by the seafood counter.

In college, I could try to do that, and no matter what, it would mean something, but everyone just wanted something from me. Give me that, Jameis, gimme, gimme, gimme.

All of that is considered cheating by someone.

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

I get that people make mistakes, and I have no problem with people who step out on their relationships if it’s mutually agreed upon. I just think that if you’re going to do it, you need to be honest with your partner about it. If your partner is the kind of person who will leave you if you confess to cheating, then…

People have notoriously poor insight into whether or not something was a “one-time mistake.” Particularly when the mistake is a result of poor impulse control.

Maybe I’m just more prude when it comes to relationships and sex, but I think getting drunk and having a one night stand when you are in a steady relationship with one person and you both have agreed to be monogamous is absolutely indicative of a bigger issue. It seems like a lack of respect for your partner.

I don’t think most people cheat.

People like to use the “everyone cheats” or “humans are just not monogamous” arguments to justify their own priorities and poor impulse control, but man, what a weak excuse. If you can’t be faithful to one person, ok, but you need to be up front about that, and they need to be able to choose whether or not your…

I get what you’re saying.

There is ABSOLUTELY NO reason and NO excuse to not tell your partner when you cheated. If you’re for any reason too afraid too tell, than you’re not made for each other, anyway. Then you’re just a bad human being, a selfish existence keeping this secret just to not be alone.

In the words of the great Hannibal Buress, name all of the levels specifically. It’s not a narrative I’m creating, it’s reality. If you are cheating, it is (at its most simple) because you value (note i said value, not want) something outside of your relationship more than what’s in it currently.

Yes.

I’ve been cheated on, and had to break off an engagement because of it. I will never, under any circumstance, put up with cheating. Getting cheated on is such a miserable, soul-crushing thing to have happen. It murdered my self esteem for years. I know that may seem pretty dramatic, but it was terrible.

I’ve been on this earth for a lot longer than you and from what I’ve seen everyone would rather know. Nothing like wasting years of your life on someone who lies to you.

“If it was a one-time mistake.”

If you don’t believe in karma, then this is wonderful advice. Speaking from personal experience (and only that), I would advise to break up if you cheat right away. For whatever reason, that comes back to you somefuckinhow no matter how well you covered your tracks. I am truly convinced of this. It just isn’t worth it…

Of course people can’t handle it. That’s why they break up with your cheating ass. Which is exactly the choice they deserve to make. Don’t deprive people that choice by lying to them to cover your own ass.

Never miss a chance to apply some immaterial pedantry.

Yep. I think, sadly, this is partially on him for not toning it down after his return in early 2015. I still think there’s a chance that he’ll get out of his WWE contract and find a way to wrestle for New Japan, but I can’t say I’d be comfortable with it, given WWE’s extraordinary resistance to him being cleared. And,…