People who are texting and turning away from the camera do not hunch over like that.

No worries. Dr. Jerruh will just give Romo an epidural and send him out there to play some COWBOY FOOTBAW

Can't wait for Drake's hit song in 2017, "(Yeah, That's It) Suck That Cock" feat. Lil' Wayne.

Rappers really stopped trying to hide crass ideas inside innuendos a few years back. Most "sexy" rap now is basically porn dialogue over a beat.

I like how the old man just turns and walks away like "no way, son. You aren't ready for this kind of heat."

With a name like that, poor guy was doomed to a life of cooking meth.

The majority of the nation believes in sky wizards. Majority opinion is a terrible barometer of what's right, best or correct.

Absolutely no one gives a shit about your problems. Don't particularly like yourself? Change. Get therapy. Start to like yourself.

Same to you!

As a show of good faith, even though I think you're full of shit, Stan Ford.

I drive a car every day. I never speed, never change lanes without looking, never tailgate... I've never done anything reckless or stupid in my car.

#notalldrivers

You got it.

The government and law enforcement, too. They already can track people down pretty easily, but it could be easier and once get decide to make it so, it will.

If you were to do a little Internet sleuthing, I'm quite certain my real name would pop up. I've used it as a screen name before and would gladly do so again were the playing field completely level. Care to join me?

You can probably find my real name with some rudimentary Google sleuthing. I'm not a creative person when it comes to screen names and I've used it before. I'd gladly do so again if the playing field were level.

Thank fuck. Time to go back to hate-fapping to pornhub, you fucking dorks.

It's easy enough to find if you really want to know. I've used it as a screen name before and would be happy to do so again if the playing field were level.

In what industry? Tech?

Whistleblowers would still be able to whistleblow. There are entire laws set up to protect them.