It's great that you're willing to take the brave position of throwing away someone else's career and/or your own purely hypothetical, non-existent journalism career, but burning your sources is not that simple.

Leaving wet clothes in the washer overnight. That's a mistake.

"There's just no comparison between me and Ray Rice. I would have stabbed her." - Ray Lewis

He would have been OK with it, too. Ray Lewis knows all about cuts.

"True friends stab you in the front."

He had to pinky swear to Goodell, and on scout's honor, that he'd stop taking pills and drinking for 6 weeks.

Until you spell correctly and use full words, your opinion on serious matters is invalid. This isn't fucking YouTube.

I get it, you're always right and everyone else is wrong.

Regardless of the format, those agreements are still legally binding and punishable by litigation.

Well, again:

Often times, these interviews are granted under very strict conditions. Only certain questions are allowed, questions can only be asked once, if the interviewer strays from the agreed upon terms, the interviewee can terminate the interview, should that happen, the interview as it exists cannot be broadcast nor can the…

Truth. The wonderland of porn available has ruined the appeal of naked celebrities for me. It seems sad to say, but I'm OK with it.

That doesn't mean you have to see them, though. I mean, I looked because I was curious and, whatever, they're out there. Judge me. ZERO FUCKS GIVEN.

If you want to always wear pants, that's fine. We'll all be over here, valuing comfort over the opinions of others and wondering if the weird guy wearing pants in August has some weird rash or white power tattoos on his legs or something.

There's also an issue at play here that nobody ever talks about because on the internet, once someone says "rape," everyone gets their respective dicks and tits in a knot.

I don't know about the essential factors. They're certainly more essential than if someone did bad things in the house at some point.

Why would you be entitled to a discount? Did the place's history make it structurally unsound or faulty in terms of safety in some way? In need of immediate repair work to be a livable space?

Yep, if the killer doesn't still live in the house, I don't give a shit.

The news also mentioned rainbow parties and that "you tear my jelly bracelet off, I blow you behind the gym" thing and if those things ever happened (spoiler: nope), they were caused BY the stories, not the other way around.

Bear Grylls asks what all the fuss is about.