Her warped face is “vaguely African”? What the actual fuck... nothing in her look comes from the motherland. That felt like a goddamn insult.

I can believe it. There’s a brilliant essay by Cintra Wilson about Wildenstein and Michael Jackson and Courtney Love and the cult of plastic surgery. Pull quote: “Neither Courtney’s nor Jocelyn’s nor Michael’s ugliness was skin deep — it was much deeper. None of them were actually “ugly” before the surgeries, but now,…

Her resume says a lot by what it doesn’t say.

Please please please let this mean she is running for office.

Same with Chanel perfumes!! I haven’t smelled one that hasn’t given me a headache.

How can it both smell “clean” and “like the inside of an old lady’s bag”? Of all those reviews, I’m most inclined to believe Sally’s

I feel like it’s going to smell like Debbie Gibson’s “Electric Youth” perfume, based on these descriptions alone. Not that I owned that perfume or anything.

Haha, I hated the accent as well until I wound up marrying one. Now I’ve gotten so used to it that I can’t hear it at all, which is a bit weird!

If you hear a group of British men within earshot, leave.
If you hear a group of Russian men within earshot, run.
If you hear a group of Dutch men within earshot, flirt.

“.....being aggressively British.” That is hilarious and perked my afternoon right up. The next time my husband gets himself wound up about something, I’m going to tell him he’s being aggressively British.

I briefly dated a guy who said shit like this—about being discreet, talking later, not making scenes, how he appreciated my calm and reasonable behavior unlike his scene-making ex, etc., all that shit. When I found out he cheated on me, I showed him what a scene actually was. While emotional, it wasn’t illogical. It…

“Don’t make a scene!” Translation: “Don’t let others become aware of my shortcomings in public!”

Yeah, well, I just had my heart broken by a group of women I trusted and thought were my friends and I am very grateful that my actual best friend (my husband) has been a solid shoulder to cry on. So I am not so sure about Anna’s advice now.

I don’t get how TSwift is good and KPerry is bad. It’s the same pop. Neither is great really. Talented and skilled sure. But they aren’t great musicians putting out incredible work that could potentially change the direction of music. It’s pop music. It’s fun, funny, catchy, and awful all at the same time just like…

I met someone I really clicked with. Then he let it out he actually voted for trump, and I’m in the Bay Area. “You don’t have to like him, but you gotta admit he’s effective.”

The President’s mature and dignified response involved calling the perpetrators of the bombing “losers”. Because in the face of a tragedy, you always want to hear the leader of the free world using playground taunts.

The fact that they can sit around and discuss how terrible Rob and Chyna’s relationship is (even though it is) really confuses me.

What Kendall is doing is surprisingly savage.

Exactly! And I can't fathom how people argue that some hypothetical happiness/regret outweighs actual lived happiness. I might regret not having a child someday, but I'm going to Tibet this year and I'll for sure have one of the most amazing experiences of my life—and I am able to take trips like that because I am…

That's a really important point. I don't want children and neither does my husband, but I know that I'd love a child I made with him more than I can possibly understand. There's no one in the world I'd rather have children with than him. But I don't want children. It's a nuanced thing, for sure, despite how it's…