Personally, I think the hug was genuine, and based on a recognition that he got a few things right.

You went a wee bit overboard.

Urine big trouble if this happens to you while streaming wirelessly. Apple shouldn’t stall, and quickly offer something in loo of completely wireless if they are jockeying for a number one slot and want to keep a leg up. Offering a dongle could hold water. Maybe they should they slash the price on a replacement pair…

Nice try, but the new Airpods have two (holes?) on each ear and the stem is much thicker.

And that is why I do not “Rock out with my cock out.”

Wow. He ghosted on that job like he was some disgruntled teen who couldn’t even bother to quit his shifts at McD’s - but unlike that situation he was probably collecting pay at Verge too. I hope Apple sees some issues with accepting that kind of person on their staff as well.

In the coral
The mighty coral
The lionfish dies tonight

It’s likely due to:

Heathen...

It’s worth clicking through to the CNN story, so you can read about his having previously bought the beast a pair of Apple watches.

That does look like a good dog though.

Of course he is; he’s old, not senile.