Travis Pastrana did it first (kinda):

True story - Trump’s voice woke my baby from a dead sleep and made him cry. He has yet to have a similar reaction to ANY voice.

Yes, because Trump’s voice is sweet, gentle and music to the ears. He never raises his voice. And he smiles constantly! So it’s completely fair to expect the same of Hillary.

I was hoping i would see this comment

What I will never get is how Bernie supporters can’t even literally support what Bernie says and just vote for Hillary so Trump won’t be president.

Yesterday I watched Killer Mike stand on stage and lead a crowd at the Panorama festival in a “Fuck Trump” cheer. He was clearly angry that Bernie Sanders had lost, as he was one of his biggest supporters and had really worked on advocacy on Sanders behalf. And since he’s a damn smart guy, he also finished off by…

What does pizza and sex have in common?

It definitely is the best food ever. One big reason for this is you can have it so many different ways. You can get pepperoni, sausage, veggies, bacon (!), many types of cheeses, red sauce, white sauce, barbecue sauce, Alfredo, pesto, garlic and oil, you name it. Get bored? Switch it up. You can also get many…

Point of order: really good pizza crust doesn’t have much if any sugar in it. There’s usually more sugar in the tomato sauce, and even then it’s mostly natural tomato sugars.

Yet another person who does not understand the concept of free speech:

Also, yesterday, a certain person who had been slated to speak early during the DNC has mysteriously disappeared from the speaker list. Also, VP nominees don’t speak early at conventions. Not confirmation of anything, mind you, but, OMFG!

Form of: A losing ticket!

“I’m a Christian, a conservative and a Republican, in that order,”

Time for a quick reality check. Despite the hysteria from the political class and the media, smoking doesn’t kill.

I like Planned Parenthood’s version of the TrumpPence logo:

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

I just feel like at some point even idiots realize the sky is blue. I’m an optimist I guess.

So if you’re an unwavering JoPa supporter, do you: