I'm sorry, but the card says its pronounced "Kingsmoop".

The night is dark and full of errors.

My theory: they'll have Syrio Forel come back and Arya will be given instructions to kill him.

He should have picked the third one who wasn't on the ship. *wamp wamp*

I still feel Alfred Molina or F Murray Abraham would have made better a Doran honestly.

For all the reports I read about them getting access to use some awesome Spanish Castles for shooting Dorne scenes along with them having 3500+ people show up in Spain for the extras casting alone, I feel what we saw on screen of Dorne this and last season could just have easily all been filmed at some LA porn…

He got the name Areo because his armor was actually made of Oreo's.

“You know what I did today? I went out to the tree in my yard and I sat under it and I read a book. And when I was done, I went back inside.”

QUEEN OF THORNS [On a Mule]: And now it's time to haul ass to Lollapalooza!

She made me like an Old Navy commercial, which I previously didn't believe was possible.

I'd actually watch this if Zordon was played by either H Jon Benjamin OR Jon Glaser in Delocated voice mode.

AV CLUB: "The HMS Dawes, reporting for service!"

He also has his next four divorces+remarriages lined up for 2017, 2019, 2021, 2022 as well.

Frank Stallone?

Or you can go the FX route, which renewed Anger Management for 90! episodes immediately after the record setting series premiere, to ensure it reached syndication. Basically Disco Stu did the forecasting for the show's future ratings.

Divorced Mondays are the worst.

I think there was an Underworld: Transylvania Drift in there somewhere

Har Mar Mall has a historically shitty pet store (where I got my hamster in 6th grade) that I'm pretty sure was the inspiration for his DUI music video, specifically the aquarium scene.

I like Star Wars and I like Rogue One, but how am I supposed to know whether this movie is going to have a story to it or not to it?

The moment I saw him in armor I immediately thought of Battlefield Earth.