I've said it 100 times, these are the best I've ever worn. Pajar, mine are blue though.

Larry David?

"Self playing piano." Oh please, they're called "player pianos."

WHY DID YOU TURN!!!!!!!

Landscape, damn it. If we keep bitching will it ever make a difference? We need to make phones that only shoot video in landscape...hmm this may backfire though, then we would hardly get any video at all...hhmmm

That's because "homophobic" isn't the right word to describe you. A more accurate word is "bigot", "asshole", or "anachronism".

Because Nissan.

Found the problem.

Tyrone Biggums, Lamar Odom, Rob Ford and Trey Radel walk into an ally.....to smoke crack.

I was born for this shit. I can write a review of a movie I haven't even seen and it would be awesome. That particular one literally got me laid. You will be receiving an email.

Well the color scheme on that sign makes it pretty obvious where it was borrowed from

Geez, talk about an offensive lineman, amirite?!?!

What horrible timing from Blackmon too. Right during the playoff push...

"might"

That took a long time for a little laugh.

3.) In Massachusetts, It's Illegal To Have A Bro Truck

My favorite stat so far:

Have you ever played basketball, ON WEED?!