I love BTILC. I even have a Pork Chop Express tattoo. Since I'll never own the original art this will probably be the closest I'll get. Hopefully I can get an order in on Saturday.

Just wish Michael had turned on his brother mid-interview, made mention of his conspicuous lack of rings, and say that’s why Mom named you Martellus and not Marshowus

That’s why everyone should get some of the awesome mutts at the shelter (they need homes and nobody wants them!) instead of getting a dog bred selectively in a way that maximizes their suffering for personal profit.

put cookie dough outside in the sun in the morning. Then when you open the door in the afternoon, boom- cookies.

Should of went with

Ahem.... Big Escape From Little China.

Snake Plisskin? I thought he was dead.

Hell even Neelix had Kess, and he’s the Star Trek equivalent of Jar Jar.

Bee and Oliver are like Jon Stewart was split into two people like an old Star Trek episode... But somehow stronger instead of being a creepy rapist and a 1960s idea of a woman.

He is emphatically unfunny and while I also doubt he wrote this tweet it’s in line with his particular brand of bad comedy.

Even though Trevor Noah probably didn’t have anything to do with the tweet, this post still reminds me of how downhill the show has gone since John Stewart left. It’s cringe inducing.

Blackwater was an inside job!!! Wake up Westerosi! Crows are flying everywhere with scrolls that capture your every movement.

Not mine, but I love it

This one’s better.