Yeah!

Did it have any effect on your blood pressure?

That's a deep cut from Therapy? right there. (Well, as deep a cut as a single can be, but it's not on any of their albums, even the compilation ones).

The Macc Lads – Barrels Round
Therapy? – Gone
Bauhaus – The Sanity Assassin
Queen – Bring Back that Leroy Brown
Sepultura – Sarcastic Existence
Monster Magnet – Your Lies Become You
Savages – Evil
R.E.M. – Green
The Beatles – Polythene Pam
Carole King – So Far Away

too late

That was clumsy of you.

I'm now contemplating the Catch-22 of a chap getting off on being humiliated for unable to achieve an erection.

Twice the sense of shame and failure!

I think of it as something we (straight guys) claim to be our ultimate sexual fantasy because it's fairly vanilla and won't get us shunned or, worse, laughed at.

Yes, for all she says that, I don't think we've eaten any particularly unusual animals.

It's been about 30-33 C here (SE England) over the last few days and I'm loathing it. I'm looking forward to when it buckets down with rain, which I'll watch with a sense of primal satisfaction.

I'm an atheist and my wife's more of an agnostic, so yeah, love can bridge the divide.

Also: "I’m monogamous and have an avoidant attachment style."
Eh?

My wife claims the Chinese will eat anything with legs that isn't furniture.

With the exception of some of our established, respected female commenters who have private accounts to limit harassment.

Thanks. I stole it from somewhere.

Fallout 3

Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of Stormblood.

I just love the playing with the old "wife/girlfriend/daughter gets kidnapped and the hero must rescue her" trope, by making it about elephants.

Doesn't have a plot, so much as an obstacle course.