In all honesty, telling her this was a bit of a schoolmonster error.

Garbage – You Look So Fine
Depeche Mode – Breathing in Fumes
James – Gold Mother
Alice in Chains – I Stay Away
Joy Division – She’s Lost Control
Scissor Sisters – The Other Side
Incubus – A Certain Shade of Green
Guns N’ Roses – Back Off Bitch
Anthrax – Madhouse
Cay – Speed 13

Well, I dunno. I killed him the first time on general principle because he shared a voice with that needy, whining gobshite Carth Onasi.

She looked like 90s era Catherine Zeta Jones but with Uma Thurman's hair from Pulp Fiction (I may be showing my age here). For some reason we were in one of the meeting rooms at PwC's offices in Central London.

I believe, though haven't tried it, that Kaidan is an M/M option in ME3.

True story time: I rarely get to have sex. Because in the evening we're wiped out and just want to go to sleep, and in the morning I may be raring to go* but inevitably The Lurkling will already be awake and wanting her breakfast.

Huh. Well,the last time I had a sex dream I was just getting to open up her blouse when a part of my subconscious that obviously doesn't want me to have any fun went "if you're planning to have sex, maybe you want to go to the loo first?" and immediately woke me up.

I insist that it is and refuse to believe otherwise.

Nitpick - not growing exponentially. The rate of growth is declining.

It recently occurred to me that she must be the only person ever to release a song with a title along the lines of "Dancing on My Own", and for it not to be about masturbation.

Ok, why not.

The A.V ah, who am I trying to kid?

I'll be over here, eating my tasty, tasty foie gras on toast.

Between Brexit and Trump, I've had pretty significant gains on my investments this year.

That dalmatian fur coat would have been a thing of beauty. Certainly much better than all those puppies running around the place.

For your edification and amusement, get a load of the first guy here:

I am not a lawyer, nor do I play one on TV, but I don't think it's possible under English law for the government (or a govt department) to be defamed. Basically I don't think they have the right sort of legal personhood.

I'd like to think the SS he'd go to would be the Secret Service, but can't say for sure.

I love that dog. Almost as much as I love Dogmeat in Fallout 3.

Adorable Dwarf was pretty good. And DAA Anders always struck me as ok, unlike dickhead DA2 Anders.