Sheriff Joe should just claim that Paul Penzone used to get Ladmo Bags all the time. 'Cause I've got a friend who scored like four of them and FUCK HIM, FUCK HIM FOREVER.

Socks is long dead. OR IS HE? Is Socks the cat still alive thanks to secret, mystic ninja techniques? Techniques the deadly magical assassin has taught to the entire Clinton family! What about the secret ninja angle jasoomian? WHAT ABOUT THE NINJAS?

I have faith that viewers will get confused by the show and keep away. C'mon Son of bring me those sweet, sweet cancellation points!

I know Power Girl is an actual lawyer, though I don't think a copyright specialized one.

A lot of the ghost type pokemon have really creepy back-stories for a kids game. Like ghosts of kids who died lost in the woods.

I probably should have tried to read the Pence counterpoint to USA Today's weekend edition Trump anti-endorsement OpEd piece. But I lack the mental fortitude to wade into that kind of bullshit.

Stupid Lethal Weapon with being the dumb show people are liking so far. Hate it America! HATE IT!

A movie that shows how you should never go into space with Gary Oldman or Matt LeBlanc.

Lousiest? Lousiest? Dazzler's rogues gallery would take issue with that!

Well starred in the sense he was the psycho-of-the-week.

"What if the X-Men Lost Inferno" would be in my Top 10 for that series. Below Conan vs. Captain America but above Tony Stark Loses the Armor Wars.

Only new recent trade was a digital edition of Monstress vol.1 when it was on sale. Still so pretty. Though I am trying to work my budget so I can grab that new Complete Mini-Marvels. I've got the pocket-sized collections, but wouldn't mind replacing them.

The article's postscript says Siede is binge-reviewing and Barthwell at the more relaxed episode-a-day reviews.

And in the very final episode they'll make Bubbleine canon on-screen. Sort of, when they hold hands as they travel to the Spirit Realm.

Total Recall. The new one didn't even have any mutants!

Well it is the Internet MOVIE Database I guess? And it could be worse, McShane could be listed as best known for that terrible YA writer Susan Cooper adaptation.

Raising Hope did a lot of call-backs, so that was something.

I guess that could explain why news media pays attention to him.

Things can't be SORTA-EXACTLY stupid Trump!

The Director's surprise new agenda should just involve settling all the floating plot lines from Terra Nova.