What an actual nice person would do is tell her asshole friend to stop assuming a couple teens in her store are "up to no good" because they're texting while black, rather than feel the need to investigate for herself whether a couple of kids texting while black were or were not up to no good.

It's easy to say "we have…

The one thing I've always wondered: would the Tuohys have adopted Michael Oher if he was 5'4, 120?

Charlton Heston blows up the Death Star at the end.

The resemblence goes past uncanny and towards illegal human cloning territory.

You really underestimate how much white people love dogs by leaving Michael Vick off that most hated list.

Holy shit. The one email just totally dislodged a completely forgotten memory. So I was on a non-stop cross-country flight back from DC to Seattle. I had the window seat, and next to me, in the middle seat, was a...ehhhh I want to say like 6 year-old boy, and his mom had the aisle seat. About an hour into the flight,…

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.

Can't fathom why people would spend hundreds of dollars to do what I do in the comfort of my neighbor's finished basement.

Thanks for doing this Doug. As much as we don't want to hear of your disappointment, you did so in an entertaining and honest way over the past year. For that, we are all grateful, even if most won't admit it.

People who have IDPs in their fantasy leagues are just the worst sort of people.

Years before RGIII trade going back to 2007: 3-13, 2-14, 1-15, 7-9, 2-14

Griffin had a remarkable rookie season. He had the highest QB rating of any rookie QB ever. He was phenomenal, and provided real value to his team.

I've zeroed in on his location sir!

Jameson is a terrific "starter"

Great advice. Though Laphroaig tastes like liquid BandAids, so I am sorry you think otherwise.

Competitiveness is not synonymous with "win at all costs". Unfortunately a lot of people think it is so they end up seeing all competitiveness (especially at the amateur level) as poor sportsmanship.

On what planet is $70 an inexpensive bottle? Around here it is hard to find any bourbon that costs more than that. A few special release Pappys or something, but not much in that range. Where are the good sub $30 bottles?

Or this.... be an adult, enjoy in moderation. Like anything else in like.

That's precious.

Which poisons have you been tasting lately? Who told you whiskey/Scotch tastes like poison? Did they taste poison first and then whiskey/Scotch? Do you even drink alcohol? So many questions...