Ah, the backwards hat and cargo shorts - the official uniform of dads in their 40's broadcasting to the world that they are still hip young groovy cats at heart.
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He had a role model. The most obnoxious spectator in sports history says he was inspired by the most beloved…
No, it's lousy. Like you are.
Nah, it's bad. You're stupid.
When last we Drunkspun, we were so angry at Stella Artois for sucking that we completely overlooked the fact that…
1. Why don't we talk about Jake Gyllenhaal more? This is an actor who
Many people like candy corn, such as hobos, serial murderers, and Satan. But actually, candy corn is terrible. …
"If we're gonna play this game, then how can anyone support the Jaguars?!
"The Buccaneers name is offensive to anyone hurt by the rising price of corn on the cob."
The Seahawks name just mocks blind NFL fans who will never see a hawk in their lives!
"Jets? The 9/11 hijackers used jets as weapons. If you are a Jets fan, you support terrorism."
Have fun grimacing and rubbing your temples for the next 15 minutes.
"Broncos? OJ drove a White Bronco. If you are a Broncos fan, you support wife killers." - Jay Schoeder
Halloween 2003 took place while I was in third grade,
Jay Schroeder played quarterback for Washington from 1984-1987, and he was recently asked by the Pioneer Press to share…
I picture you shoving the whole stick (stix?) in your mouth and chewing like a cow chewing cud. It's humorous.
I LOVE peeing in the shower. Candy corn is sugared vomit.
These Seahawks stand as living proof that "mystique" is a horseshit concept when it comes to sports teams.
The Football Gods Chortled: Jets quarterback Michael Vick was flagged for taunting — with the Jets trailing 21-7. One does not thump one's chest whilst losing! The football gods punished Vick by causing him to lose a fumble two snaps later.