People like what they like. Why do you care?

Probably going to replace it with something new, just as small but twice as expensive.

Now that the iPhone has so much storage space, I don't use my iPod, but damned if I don't have it stored in a safe place just in case. :)

I'm just looking forward to when we stop calling them phones. :) we should name these pocket computers based on the percentage of use.

Never really paid attention to it myself, but now I'm all Wth is that?

So much scissoring they made enough confetti for every New Years party for the next twenty three years.

🙌 or 👏?

So by owning an iPhone makes me a hipster?

I just can't keep up with this shitshow. I mean, this all feels surreal. Like a ridiculous story someone tells you that you know can't be true because horses don't talk and balls don't roll up hill.

Lol, let's see how long this lasts.

Until someone gets grabbed, the chip removed against their will and then used to let someone enter a restricted area and cause problems.

Crowdfunding sounds like a good option.

It's the best urine. Not like that urine on Game of Thrones. He's a bad hombre. Wants to hill his own family. Sad.

They only inject the explody chips at the base of the skull.

Religious fanatics? Hell, the privacy fanatics are going to freak. I hear way too many stories about how crappy our current electronic security is to trust a chip that some teenager might be able to brute force into while I'm in line at Starbucks.

Here's hoping. A lot of prime real estate should open up once it happens. I want to get in on that.

You poor bastard.

Maybe the hand drier is broken.

The day my work asks me to implant a chip in my body is the first day of my next job hunt.

Please… please publish these books before I'm 60. Please.