Or can they? 🤔

Meters? Not sure. I'm American and don't shop at Ikea.

Boner at a nudist camp? What do you do?

Medusa? What the hell is going on there? She's really the only one that looks horrible. The rest are solid "not bad" to "meh".

Naw, he'd probably do it in a way that made you feel good about learning something new. :)

Damnit. This is why I need to stop replying to comments while I'm doing other things.

Was trying to be funny. It doesn't always work out like I hope. :)

Wow, you clearly saw a different monologue.

The insult wasn't about dick sucking.

Naw, if the joke was about a woman being Putin's cock holster it would totally be heterophobic.

deleted because I'm an idiot.

No. Statistical evidence proves that NO ONE is telling him what to say. That would imply some form of forethought, which is clearly lacking.

Hah… you beat me to it. :)

Those invisible people are the best people. They were also present during his visit to Langley where they gave him the largest standing ovation since Peyton Manning.

He can't. It contradicts the reality he's built for himself.

Sheesh, good luck to them. That seems like a miserable and joyless job… by definition.

Comes with his crazy stream of consciousness thinking and that his mouth is independent from the rest of him.

Not sure I can handle even MORE grimdark.

They won't. The only source of info they believe comes from Trump and he only says "I'm the best. I'm really really awesome. "

Very much so. I wonder if he thought "these assholes think I'm joking… fml."