But he is circumcised, he said so and he would know, right?

It'll never happen, but this guy makes a lot of sense.

I admire your optimism. I wish I shared it.

Compared to the buffoon baboon currently in office, Obama is a model of honesty and integrity.

Jebus, this is going to be an exhausting presidency.

Our president has the maturity of a ten year old.

"The media is the enemy of spelling. I'm a great, great speller. Best speller I know. All these people with their bad spelling are telling lies and spelling things wrong. Sad."

There is a flat earthier at my work. I actually thought he was joking so I played along for a while. When it dawned on me he was being serious I just blurted out "you're a f**king moron" and walked away.

I'm always open to trying new foods but I think I'll draw the line at rectums.

That's a very interesting signature he's got there.

Someone smack the guy who filmed it and tell him to turn the phone on it's side.

To be fair, a college education doesn't always equate to intelligence. These days it's more an indication that you can finish what you start

OH, I missed where they already new the winners. I assumed they just carried the envelopes. Barring both from future Oscars makes more sense now.

Hearing Faye Dunaway yell "My greasy balls!" Would be a priceless memory.

Sucks for Ruiz. I've yet to read any account that suggests she had anything to do with it.

Yup. I'm trying to track down the article but I could swear it was on the AV club. (Not av club)

Read an article yesterday that said she's getting a tv show.

So this is where we're going? Celebrities being the only people that can get elected?

did those articles claim she was fired, or that her time in front of the camera was greatly reduced?

Ok, the title of the book made me chuckle.