Thank god the Internet doesn't come in Smell-O-Vision or my cats would be dead and I'd be coughing up a lung.

Robyn on SNL? That's pretty cool.

I am trying to get the entirety of the window to be the rich chestnut brown of Nic's fake hair.

You can split them. I guess the vagina would have to be vajazzled to actually break, though.

Keep fighting the good fight, you slab o' man meat, you!

Mondo 2000: let's talk about it. Did anyone else read it back in the day?

Don't Curse.

Canter we reign this in?

Another vote for Bryter Layter. It was my first exposure to Nick Drake — a hand-me-down LP from my Dad, who first heard it while driving me & my sister to Massachusetts after his divorce.

Purple monkey dishwasher!

So did I.

I once got attacked by a Japanese guy for daring to say that I was Lupin IV.

What did you think of Lords of the Ultra-Realm?

That album's her first one, released in 1972. "Stevie Wonder Presents…" was released in 1974.

Bethany Fong & her bitchface
Just waiting for a sighting.

"Pink Turns To Blue"

Reckless
He's not.

Adventure Time
Is a better use of your resources than Cougar Town.

IN THE MEANTIIIIIIIME

Some pubic hair so they can wear merkins derived from commoners.