No sex
Not anymore.

Also, skewering weird recent cults helps to keep them off of their libertarian soapbox, which is good for all of us.

Hey guys, let's all move to Clearwater, FLA!

Michael Cera=plausible.

The fact that you're asking this question means that you don't have enough free-floating anger to make it to the top.

Let's cloudsource this. I will pay $15. My Dad, at least as much.

Manley Palmer Hall, and I will see this movie opening night.

I can't watch this every week, but you have to.
Seriously, you are a big reason why I can check out except for the intro and finale and yet enjoy the schadenfreude with my girlfriend every week. I can't crap this crap every week, Amelie. I need you for critical protection (Protectioooon… I'll stand in front of you,…

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Yeah, Cook had the experience from the Housemartins and Beats International to really make some great records. I still like "Santa Cruz", from when he was just on Skint records. What a nice release that song has.

I think Quesada hit douche status when he decreed that neither Nick Fury nor Wolverine could smoke cigars. Sheesh.

Nextwave is fantastic. M.O.D.O.K. Elvii (Elvises?)!

The best phoned-in vocals ever are those for "Sacred Love" by the Bad Brains.

I like punk and hardcore, but I won't listen to Skrewdriver.

Iron Man 2.

Having the Rainbow Raider as your avatar is all the nerdliness-assertion you'll ever need.

Go play Okami again. That'll cheer you up!

Yeah, that's the one. Awesome album, start to finish. Lord Buckley's stuff is also great.

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Oh god yes.

Boobs, please.