I always wanted pre-cat face (whatever plastic surgery she had done on her face looks awful) Kianna to do anal, but she doesn't like it. Oh well.

I agree, time (and 'roids) have not been kind to AMH.

DRUGS ARE TERRIBLE
Why can't we all learn from Jem?

When I grow up, I'm going to be a contestant on Killing Floor of Love!

Great, can't wait to see it around Lower Allston.

Brilliant, santos! That way we can capture the futanari demo!

He took one of the "e"s from "awesome" and inserted it in "storey". He's creative like that.

But she was so *down*, Thelonious Monkey! She lived in Jamaica!

Stacy, I want to sink my veined and swollen blood bomber into your winkin' pink brownie cake.

I am SO getting this if my girlfriend makes me watch motherfucking Love, Actually again this holiday season.

::hurls::

I hope she tearfully recounts her pants-pooping ways during the next cycle, which will be "America's Next Top Incontinent Model" — brought to you by Depends!

I really really miss Loch Dhu
Had my last glass of it in Japan. :-(

You just blue yourself.

I liked Serenity, but I had only recently caught up with Firefly prior to watching it.

The Bear Jew?
More like the Bald Jew, hee!

You should have had him whacked, Frito.

Don't forget the god-damned Dutch!

"Cocaine is AWESOME!"

Thailiob, you are confusing "sucks" with "is awesome".