(no PJ yet)
I'll bet it was fucking PJ that killed Family Circus. I never trusted that little shit.

He needs a second, a hype man, whose name is either "Jay" or starts with "J".

Hooray!
Guess I'll put off my much-anticipated suicide until this gets released.

I really enjoyed the Pervosaurus link Tom posted above.

I'd like to share a handshake with all of you. Well-played — you showed a lot of dexterity!

They like taunting us for not living in Chicago.

You have some weird anniversaries and holidays on your heathen Nov. 10 birthdays:

I brought a pecan pie! Mind if I smoke up first? It's been a stressful week at work.

Let's not forget the definitive adaptation with Mr. Magoo!

I miss the mo'cking captions that the AV Club used to include beneath stills of the mo'vies it was reviewing.

Duck Tales party at Frito's house — tell your friends!

Nah Cruise doesn't care, unless said fattie is gay.

MAIDEN!!! m/

Yeastier Kill!

At least in the case of Mad Men, it's because HBO passed on it first.

November 22, bitch. It's payback time.

Not at the payscale mentioned above, you shouldn't have.

Enough of this japing and skylarking.

I want to make deviled egg salad and to hell with you naysayers.

And a source of cruel disappointment for opium/heroin-addicted serial cocksuckers, as well.