Are we missing a judge?
You mention 3 other judges, but at one point the vote is 3-2.

Going by the article I read in Foreign Press about London's experiences, you guys probably dodged a bullet anyway.

Lorne Michaels has a big sense of humor about everything except himself and his works.

Well, at least you live up to your name. I have yet to fully embrace the gentleman thief lifestyle.

More recently, I would love a Perveasaurus T-shirt.

DOES ANYONE KNOW THE HEIMLICH, BITCH?

I gotta agree with Phel: "THIS ONE CHICK IS ALL TELLING ME THAT SOMEDAY WHEN I GET A FUTON SHES TAKING ME OUT FOR INDIAN FOOD."

He's surprisingly versatile, isn't he?

Not snooty, foodie!

Please watch every episode of "Between Two Ferns" for inspiration, Mongo.

Junior Seau just did the same thing at a rodeo show!

Good to hear it might still be decent. ERS (88.9) SUCKS now, and MBR (88.1) can be good, but also has a weak signal — though you can stream it.

ZMF, see wammer's point above about the hard sciences. You do need school for that.

That fucking show got unfunny right around the time it turned into the Uplifting Scientology SuperHappyFunTime Half-Hour.

Try the Veal, that's almost up there with "I don't like women with big asses" for me as well.

Huh. I thought it was Matthew Broderick with cancerAIDS.

They Riverdance like UNHHH.

I am amused at how people who "can all agree" that a given critic here is poo log in unregistered.

Pirates and Pirates 2 sucked ass, and not in a rimjob/felching way.

Maybe he wanted to hone his skills working in a genre with a very quick turnaround — quicker even than the dramas and sitcoms we so love here at the AV Club.