Musk’s #1 job for the last year has been getting Model 3 production to 5,000/week, something legions of people said wouldn’t happen even on the delayed schedule that it did happen. That’s bad leadership?

The Saudis are desperate to diversify. And maybe a country with a ton of solar-friendly real estate and offshore wind farm coastline at the crossroads of three continents might be interested in the technology that will power transportation going forward for a half century.

They’ve put money into some much dumber deals…

Ok, christ, can you pick someone else to bully for once? This joke isn’t funny anymore. Maybe when he was an overpromoted head coach, it was a good bit. He’s an assistant coach now.

And don’t pull that shit about “we’re just reporting the facts of a tweet”. This is a clickbait title just to rile up the commentcrappers…

“because no other real sports are happening”

Oof, baseball has fallen hard.

Clearly they’ve been desperate to get access to a test drive, and it’s hilarious it has been this long since they could get their hands on one.

Pretty clear that Tesla was giving them nothing (why should they?), and they had to get desperate and squeeze in with a normal consumer test drive in a shitty location.

Fine, go buy a dinosaur dirtburner, dinosaur. I hear it goes vroom.

The second and third videos seem very cut and dry based on my view of what the rule should be. I also like the speed they use in the replays to judge the calls.

The first is a bit iffy.

Alaska doesn’t have an NFL team. Therefore they do not really count as a state. More of a territory.

WRONG. Speedy Gonzalez is #1.

I used to play war with a deck of cards of Looney Tunes characters. Speedy was the Ace, per playground rules.

Taz is #2.

Everyone else is sharkbait, even armed with the Iludium P-38 Modulator.

Remember, speed kills, and Speedy is the Killiest.

Jalopnik does so many nice favors for Elon Musk, I’m sure he’d run with this idea. The site, such a font of support for his companies and personage, is sure to get his help gratis to make this happen. 10 million for his friends at jalopnik? Pales in comparison to the value of your long, loyal friendship and…

Eh, I have better things to do than care about what trendy but tasteless tweets of a rich privileged elite. Strikes me more of someone that is riding pop left wing politics for a steady rise in professional status. About 98% of america, regardless of race, are experiencing much worse oppression and struggle than this…

Hey, look, an educated expert in the know.

This guy KNOWS THINGS, everybody.

Enjoy buying a car from the morally decent ICE car companies we all can trust. They’ve never done anything wrong like tweet. Never done anything like resist basic safety regulations or suppress recalls or knowingly sell flawed cars.

No sir, they haven’t been complicit in 100 years of carbon pollution and the…

Nah, they just did the absolute minimum effort to try to “even out” their coverage. Newspaper scoring: 5 articles for, 5 articles against. See? We are objective! Totally not being paid. Nope, not desperate, cashless gawker.

Either that, or they are so thoroughly being shut out by Tesla that they can’t even get a test…

Jalopnik morons on Minimalist Tesla interior: vomit inducing
Jalopnik morons on Minimalist track car: so true to the road

JBodyBuilder... truly the username of a source of enlightened, forward-looking commentary. It’s like his brain is on steroids, people. Or maybe that BCA supplement has some brain boosters. Whatever it is, truly the IQ of a growth-stimulated person. 

The astroturfers have to eat. That might as well have been a carbon copy of a fake amazon review.

Oh so you want a car with a single microphone?

GET A LOAD OF THIS ARTICLE THAT PURPORTS TO BE NEWS BUT IS JUST CRAP CLICKBAIT.

ITS RIDICULOUS. Well, actually, it’s just stupid and insignificant. But clicks, man, clicks.

Did anyone ever suggest that the Patriots’ personal Stazi force discovered him to be a deep plant mole and was going to throw the game to Philly since he was a soon-to-be free agent?