Wormhole transporters. Just as (im) probable

You forgot your daily Tesla/Elon hate hit paragraph. Here you go:

That’s what you get when you use this super-dangerous Tesla battery technology. Car fires. Never seen before. And I’m sure the Tesla autopilot caused the crash, because crashes never happened before Tesla started putting autopilot in cars. 

Fire! Tesla!…

The paid him more money per season for an extra guaranteed season. This isn’t difficult to figure out.

Yeah, but it’s really Elon Musk’s fault, right? 

You gawkerdrones really twisted yourselves into pretzels for your Muskclicks this time. Is this journalism? Is this blogging? Is it art? Bodily excretions?

One thing is for sure, hell is other people.

The solution to the one-and-done is let the NBA draft and pay rookie scale (or put it into a trust), but the player drafted can play out college ball if the team doesn’t need him to ride pine.

That would let the teams do speculation picks but let the players stay where they want to or need to.

The NCAA gets better…

Me fail read understand. Sacramento drafted him, but the Grizzlies somehow had him, but traded him back to Sacramento, and there was cash and a pick and a d-league guy, but I’m not sure who was dumping what or what was the saddest part, and why was Ranadive bragging about something?

That short stock hit piece revenue needs persistence and dedication by the gawkerdrones.

Funny, I’d guess most of gawker’s workforce in “new media” are similarly underpaid, overworked, dazed, and confused.

Women: DO NOT SAY YOU LOVE SHOPPING.

This thread is self-evident. Of so many things. Psychologically. If only you could see the glaring signs. Right there for the trained eye.

You forgot to rip on Musk and Tesla. Still falling down on the job I see. Do I have to do everyone’s work?

The Mission E / Taycan, which is a stupid name but not as stupid as that nerd Elon Musk, who never delivers on anything he says, will be available later in the year, and since it is Porsche that must be true,…

Well, that’s a lot more constructive that what you do with your day...

Seriously, ANOTHER ARTICLE LACKING A TESLA/MUSK RIP?

Are you doing your job?

You know, like, “It does 0-60 in 2.8, which is still slower than a tesla-S but doesn’t have the side panel alignment issues. Also Elon Musk is a stinky dirty nerd.”

It’s like I have to do your jobs for you.

You forgot your potshot at Tesla/Musk. You’re falling behind your quota for the day. Chop chop.

You know, like “lots of automakers have DNA that developed over time, since they’ve been around for decades, unlike Tesla who are headed by a dumb stupid nerd”

It’s official. The SJW left hates everything by white men. Literally everything. Yes, shit on everything some white nerd does, no matter what. Oh, it could have been a workable backup plan? PRO TIP: Nobody EVER has backup plans or needs them. CURBWATCHING KNOWS. HE’S A PRO, EVERYONE.

All Trump voters would like to…

THIS ELON MUSK GUY IS A REAL ASSHOLE. NEVER DELIVERS ANYTHING. LANDING A ROCKET? WHO CANT DO THAT SHIT? NOBODY. DELIVERING THREE ALL-ELECTRIC CARS THAT CHANGED THE DIRECTION OF AN INDUSTRY? SEE? THE GUY NEVER DELIVERS. HYPERLOOP? HE PROPOSED IT AND A HALF OTHER DOZEN FIRMS ALSO STARTED WORKING AT IT, BUT FOR SOME…

Intelligently managed Lakers and Knicks franchises could.

Twice! The Pelicans moved from there, and then got replaced.

Um, Seattle is still waiting.

It’s freaky how the 18-40 demographic rule so uncannily predicts how at age 40 your appetite for pop culture just disappears.

But it is refreshing to no longer be the focus of blitz marketing. You just get the collateral damage.

Is all the bad defending a product of it not being rewarded in contracts? Scoring is all that people pay for. Wiggins and soon to be Towns and Lavine are all terrible defenders and got paid.