It shouldn't be too hard to find the empty half of the port on the computer for your caseless plugs

I was about to criticize your logic but then I realized that I do that too

My laptop has the modem/phone port right next to the USB and I can't tell you how many times I've plugged USBs into it!

I highly recommend it (but don't blame me if you brick it)

No, uh, I completely meant to, uh, do that

My Optimus runs everything I need it to.

LG Optimus One (P500) = LG Optimus T (P509) = LG Optimus V = LG Optimus U = LG Optimus S = LG Optimus C = LG Optimus M = LG Optimus Chic = LG Optimus Chat = LG Optimus Net = LG Optimus 3G = LG Thrive = LG Vortex = LG Thrive = LG Phoenix

I flashed CM7 for the Optimus One (I think it was [void.forever]) onto my Optimus T within a month of when I got it (because I wanted 2.3 Gingerbread) and I haven't gone back. Last week, I found an Ice Cream Sandwich CM9 alpha for the P500 and eventually got that working, and it is truly amazing how many more features…

I run a CyanogenMod 9 alpha, made for the Optimus One (model P500) which is the same device as the Optimus T (model P509) and I'm overclocked to 691 MHz

I have the 600MHz LG Optimus T/One

I have The T-Mo Optimus T and judging by Google Images, they are the same except for the buttons and WiFi Calling

They almost definitely have an intern tally it, he (or she) should be able to figure out what you meant

What phone is it?

Is that the Optimus V?

Ghostery tells me that Lifehacker is tracking me in 6 different ways...

Anywhere I've ever seen it, a "ton" is American/Imperial/English/whatever-you-want-to-call-it, while a "tonne" is metric

That's exactly what I was thinking

What if I say Jesus but I don't mean the editor? What if I mean God's son? What happens then? Will I still get banned?

Was that an intentional octuple post in your comment?

I hate when I try to correct someone's logic, then I realise that they're right...