Well as much as one hates Cosby and can reasonably assume he is guilty as fuck one can also realize his lawyers probably should ask for Jurors that already think he is guilty to be removed pre-trial.

Jerry Springer still comes on.

Sadly, I don’t think we’ll ever see a tweet from him that’s not done while on the shitter.

Did somebody say Hogswatch?

I think you’re right. It must be quite heinous compared to what he’s already gotten away with.

Jesus. I hate that woman so, so much. Like, what kind of gratification does she even get out of spewing this horrid nonsense day after day after day?

I don’t know why she even bothers to try and qualify his remarks. He’ll just tweet some more hateful bullshit tomorrow. He respects women only slightly more than he does Brown people.

Dammit, don’t ruin Hogswatch with some nutjob Republican child abuse. That name already belongs to a nice winter holiday about a pig-god delivering presents to children.

This. Viewers are a lot more savvy/spoiled now with shows that have budgets in the tens of thousands. It will be very interesting to see how they will do.

So basically were living in a twilight zone version of the ‘00s where everything on TV is the same, we have a worse version of Bush and its like Obama never happened....

The beauty of ‘governing’ Texas is that the governor does exactly... nothing. Texas is the only state still using their Construction-era Constitution, a time in which the federal gov’t appointed the governors. Texans had no intention of letting some carpetbagging Yankee make any serious decisions, which wasn’t…

“Engage in graft that remains hidden from the masses” would have been my pick.

Ha. I was sorting through my shirts to find the one I wanted to wear for my first job interview as the interviewer, and I shuffled through three black shirts to find the one I wanted. Also black.

Rick Perry’s Glasses 2020!

Is this one of those pigeons that change color if you press on it?*

Cat food cans come in two basic sizes (at least in the US). I don’t know whether to be impressed or frightened.

I feel like we need info on whether these are children or adults, because (for the most part) most of these are only funny if they are adults.

• CAT FOOD CAN

When ER docs interview the patients, they have learned that offering some sort of lie to explain the object helps the patient admit what actually happened. It might go something like this:

“So, you had the object in your hand and then you slipped and fell down onto it?”

“Uh, yes. That’s what happened.”