OMG I’VE DEALT WITH SO MANY HURT MAN FEELINGS ABOUT HOW AWFUL MEN ARE (ALL FROM ONE MAN TRYING TO BE LESS AWFUL) AND JESUS CHRIST GO TALK TO MEN ABOUT THIS, MEN. (Sorry for the yelling.)

Point them to Amber Tamblyn’s great op-ed, particularly the part about how men are forming little groups to feel safe, and how they still don’t realise that’s exactly how we feel ALL THE TIME.

 Tbh, if Dolly Parton is a predator, just don’t tell me. I couldn’t take it.

Not yet, happily. But there’s been some unfortunate surprises, yes.

My best friend (liberal white dude) posted a “not all men” comment in response to another woman’s comment about how men are trash and I almost screamed out loud in Panera. I’m so tired of everyone being garbage.

This is what dog people never understand. Cats will consistently be assholes. It’s a source of stability. And, on occasion, they will surprise you being utterly nice out of nowhere (presumably because they’re plotting your death, but still).

I have thought hypothetically about celebrities that would really hurt if it came up they had assaulted or harassed anyone. I narrowed it down to two since I have low expectations of the world -Jacques Pepin and Shirley Manson. That is all I am asking for.

Cats will never surprise you by turning out to be assholes because they never try to hide it. Not even as kittens. Their core essence is asshole. It’s like suddenly finding out Andy Dick groped some woman before he vomited on her. The only surprise would be the exact location it happened.

Hon. Sen. Ted “I Know Everything Because I Went to HAHVAHD and can SHOUT REALLY LOUD” Cruz better watch his butt. Some very smart Texans I know have been diligently studying the “How to Win in Alabama” playbook, and they are coming for him.

I know, right??? As a donor and volunteer caller I would REALLY LIKE the thank you I am owed right now from MITCH MCCONNELL. Problem is, I know I am En Vogue and am never gonna get it.

Totally! Honestly, the declining birth rates for people in our generation aren’t a good sign of our overall health. Any politician with an ounce of real concern about the topic could tell right away that helping out with any of the issues you mentioned would go a long way. But I suspect that many people my age are in…

Either full on Armani-with-sequins jacket and pants à la Jodie Foster, or Cher’s nearly-bare Bob Mackie from the year she won for Moonstruck that says “I’m the one who gets to decide who gets to touch” ? I don’t know. I can’t decide what makes the stronger statement ...

Considering how offensive Dolce and Gabanna have been lately (politically), they’re hardly the house to choose for protest-wear!

Because of my increasingly-poor eyesight, I used to see your avatar as something akin to the head of an alien. Once I finally figured out (hey, maybe “lunchcoma” isn’t a coincidence!) the obvious relationship with food? Now, I always see it correctly. In fact it’s difficult to recall what I used to see. It’s not like…

With certainty. Dunno why this author would assume this cat, D-O-G, lacks self-awareness.

D-O-G, when interviewed, said he himself doesn’t need training, as he is so naturally awesome, but is willing to assist those poor benighted dog-things in trying to slightly increase their own capabilities.

He certainly doesn’t understand the important role he is playing in the lives of the dogs in his world.

Scared shitless now? too late! That damage is already done and will be used against them for generations. Bannon has effectively ended the Republican Party and they’re just waking up to the fact that it’s done. But let’s face it: they were never very self-aware.

Of course, there are also plenty of people- most importantly, women - who simply do not want to have children.