You know, if you’re looking to truly stand out, I’d recommend a vintage Chad.

and for your holiday parties that feature only white men, might I recommend

These are all excellent points, thank you.

That would be a great way to shake up the Democratic party. Like pick your issues, stand for them without wavering and don’t worry about us white folks. There are other groups that have been marginalized, speak for them for once.

100 percent. The sooner the Democratic establishment owns, accepts and champions black issues, the sooner they’ll realize that black issues ARE American issues.

Bingo! On Monday’s episode of Pod Save America they called for the mainstream media to stop coyly toying with the Alt-Right outlets like Breitbart since those people have publicly stated that their missions is to destroy the likes of the WaPo, the NYTimes, CNN, etc. It is indeed a war.

Before I got married, my husband and I made separate lists of goals we wanted to achieve throughout our marriage. Some years later, I found my list and saw only one thing had been achieved: the one thing we both happened to put down. Most of his list was done.

It’s pretty much the only one that does any good. I’ve found them to be very good about dealing with problematic posters.

When Carson and Perry are the ones smart enough to keep their heads down...

PSA: Jorni is now just impersonating literally everyone and spamming the fucking site.

I think it’s less nepotism than “I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’M DOING OH GOD OH GOD HELP.”

I shot an email to helpbox@kinja.com and linked them to the account spoofing yours as well as the one spoofing mine.

*gasp* It’s almost as if we can tell who the real Rude Negro and Lunchcoma are by clicking their profiles to see their comment history! Whodathunkit?!

My reaction: “These FBI agents are quite good at discerning things.”

I almost hope that douchetroll is getting paid for all these efforts. But only almost. Most of me hopes their floor is made of loose Lego pieces.

dismissing immediately 

....and now I’m hungry.

(Being careful to avoid names)

You mean the guy whose wife and family come in to the office and do work for him?