That’s what I thought! What’s to keep it from just getting another jar stuck on it’s head?

Because if there’s anything we’re missing right now, it’s stories about 19th century white women.

Here’s mine

The Most Dangerous Game.

When I come through the door, my cat is already walking across the couch from his usual nap spot or coming out of the bedroom to meet me at the door.

Looks like my Poindexter <3

Look at those beautiful green eyes! My kitty loves belly rubs and soft blankets too

She is suspicious of your plan.

She looks like my Chicken cat. She loves me SO MUCH, and she loves my boyfriend even more than she loves me.

My cat Matto looks serious in this photo, but that’s because he knows how to get camera ready. In reality he’s both lovable and cuddlable. Lays with me all the time and will follow on command. He’s also very talkative.

Studies have shown that dogs predict the time their humans are due to return by how much their scent has faded. Not sure if this applies to cats.

I’d fall for that trap constantly. Joe the hamster also has soft stomach fur that he doesn’t like being touched. Fortunately, his reaction is to chatter his teeth and throw his head back. This is how a hamster tantrums, and it’s adorable.

They know. They are attuned to automobile sound and nuance that we cannot even phathom with their crazy hearing abilities. This magnificent beast named Lord Bigphur roamed my block for awhile, came to dine once in awhile and finally, one day he was lounging on my couch. Now every day he runs from his kingdom, the…

Could just be the elephant blanket, seems to be a cat attractant.

My cat fucking loves me. She loves people in general, but she is especially attached to me. She is at the door when I get home from work. She will paw me for hours after I get home so I won’t forget to give her love and affection. She follows me everywhere. If I go in the bathroom without her she claws the door till…

“i don’t know if they know when i’m coming home, but every day as i pull up to the house after work, they’re in the window waiting for me and greet me at the door.”

Only one of mine loves me. The other two just yell for food. However, he loves me a little too much. In fact as I am typing this I am reaching over his 19 pound body from an awkward and uncomfortable angle to accommodate his need to sit halfway across my laptop keyboard and my lap. He’s not moving. I tried. He came…

My sister is at home a lot right now, and she’s confirmed that, yes, a few minutes before I usually get home from work, my cat climbs out of wherever he’s been napping and goes to wait by the door for me. It fills me with joy every day.

This little lady snuggled me all day yesterday so obviously she loves me.

aw. my cats love me so much, it’s always so obvious. they always sit next to me (or on top of me), wherever i go in the house. they follow me everywhere too and wait for me outside the bathroom. i don’t know if they know when i’m coming home, but every day as i pull up to the house after work, they’re in the window…