Can we go with “not bad”? It does feel pretty good, but I’m concerned that my standards for what counts as good have gotten way too low recently.

I’m confused as well. “going to bed hella early” sounds like it should be one of the negatives of childhood, not one of the positives of adulthood :)

I’m committed to Long Summer Vacations FTW. Dude...3 months of no requirements. I don’t remember what that feels like anymore...to just wake up and think “what am I gonna do today? Maybe go to the beach? Or read a book? Or hang out in a tree? Or bike to my friend’s house?” Weekends as an adult are filled with shit you…

“It’s amazing what a nice meal and witnessing the most humiliating moment of Paul Ryan’s life can do for your spirit.”

This whole bracket poll has just made me realize what we need in this difficult time in our nation’s history; is wine in a juicebox.

I think you mean the ACA, the AHCA is the evil Republican one.

And in addition to all that, may I add “LOL fuck you, Paul Ryan?” What a complete and total humiliation for him, which is probably kinda what Trump wanted all along.

No need to apologize. I am sure this was a strategic move to name this AHCA.

This is such an excellent point. I got genuinely terrified reading The New York Times last week about all of the North Korea stuff, but I’m basically about to start laughing I’m so thrilled about the failure of this cruel, moronic bill.

Well, before we giggle, let’s look at this big picture. The reality is that today’s non-vote means very little in the grand scheme of things. The GOP absolutely will find the right bill that guts healthcare, probably by focusing all the cuts on the poor and the young as opposed to letting the elderly (who always vote)…

you are dead right. Just a quick note, what we have now is the ACA. The Republicans have been pushing the AHCA.

Its an outrage. I’m calling my representative in Moscow.

Trump’s already been on the phone with the “Failing NYT” and said that his plan is now to just sit back and wait until healthcare fails and then blame it on the Democrats.

For the Hamilton fans (this is running through our heads right now):

It’s pretty staggering. If Trump had actually waited and tried to gain the proper support behind the scenes and, you know, actually practiced good negotiation tactics, it’s possible they could have eked out a victory. Instead, he looks like a complete and utter failure.

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I like this moment from earlier today.

To all the moronic fuckers who either actively wanted/turned a blind eye to this racist, sexist, xenophobic, and downright vile piece of shit because “he was a strong leader”. Look at your strongman President now, running like the fucking coward he is, unable to get his own Party to vote against the ACA which they…