Oprah’s got a pretty terrible track record of people she’s foisted on the unsuspecting public: Chopra, Oz, Dr. Phil, among other bad choices — she gave Jenny McCarthy a platform. I’m not sure I trust her to pick good advisers that she’d listen to.

Nope. My dream president is someone that has experience for the job and has proven themselves as fighters for our country. Politicians that have dedicated their lives from their first municipal office to where they are today. Politicians that know their constituents; Politicians that have spent their careers making…

Sorry, she’s really not. I don’t want a celebrity President even if they are liberal. I want a policy wonk and an experienced diplomat. Sadly, a small fraction of the country did not and they have doomed us all.

Is she, though? Because I very strongly do not relish the thought of Dr. Oz being anywhere near the leadership of our national health system.

The bar is set so low that literally any celebrity who has talked about being president one day would be an improvement. I remember Pitbull said he wanted to be president and now I’m like “I don’t hate that idea.” For one, he’d have a better immigration policy and he’s certainly pro-globalization, if this song is any…

If 45's tax returns were out and they’re the hot garbage fire I think they are, not only would I masturbate to them, I’d probably come really hard.

Why can’t they hack 45's tax returns and publish them?

I like to think of them as Lock, Shock, and Barrel.

Wow, can’t wait to meet them.

I’m only interested if she violates the NDA and spills the tea on some serious shit that will get Pumpkin McShortfingers either arrested or finally out of favor with his whackadoodle cult followers.

This is some OT VIII levels of woo-woo.

If men are inherently so dangerous in restrooms, why isn’t anyone worried about little boys in the men’s room?

“Hey look a lady! I’m gonna rape her- oh, no, wait... she went into the girls room. Dammit. Foiled again!”

Gary Steiner is cisgendered.

stop blaming trans people for the crimes against women that cis men perpetuate.

Spoiler alert: men assaulting women in the bathroom (anyone assaulting anyone in the bathroom) is already illegal. It has absolutely nothing to do with letting trans people use the bathrooms for their intended purpose (you know, like all humans need to).

Yes, because at least they’re being honest about being obsessed with pussy. Whereas when two people boast about “keeping it real” in the midst of so much posturing it’s an insult to the audience’s intelligence.

I’d never seen Liam in anything so wasn’t certain he was real, then saw him in an episode of Workaholics and he’s RADIANT. He’s outlandishly beautiful.

I thought so, too. I remember when I was in the guides in the 80s, they switched to a new uniform designed by a Canadian fashion designer, which was considerably more expensive than the previous option. My mom was a guide leader, and was pissed. We lived in an economically depressed area, and she knew that the at that…