I take pizza order for a living and the second I hear “Za” I know it’s time to talk slower while flipping off my screen.

What gets me most about coke is there’s always some guy out there who STILL has not caught on that people only hang around him because he’s always got coke.

I feel like two marketing people over drinks one night got talking about how fucking dumb the customers are and how if you just put some fucking fabric on a model and say it’s cool people will buy it. Then one bet the other that they couldn’t sell a tank top that was clearly not actually a tank top and the other…

My aunt once ended up with panties that were only a waistband, after doing her nails while wearing nylon panties and spilling acetone polish remover all over herself. (Come to think of it, I guess the leg bands were still intact as well.)

I guarantee someone will wear this at Coachella.

I am an old person, and this is a “dickey.” My schoolteacher aunt had them in all colors because she always wore jackets to work, and would not show an inch of chest skin, but frequently had hot flashes so she could not wear a full shirt.

It’s so sheer that it’s hard to imagine wearing it over except anything except another white shirt...

Wow, you see people sneering at this loser with utter contempt and interpret it as “tears”? That is just pathetic. I hope your mommy and daddy are getting you the counseling you need, bud.

Are you someone who describes edgelord behaviours or comments as “nice”? As in... “niiiice” in response to bad joke?

Even if you’re not angry about this, it’s definitely not “funny.” It’s just so boring. This isn’t even a bad joke... it’s a non-joke.

I’m still kind of mad that ‘female empowerment’ is embodied by a girl, rather than a grown-ass woman. But I guess girls are non-threatening enough to not crush the testicles of these manbabies....

That’s cool. I really didn’t want to spend this weekend drinking fireball, smoking weed and watching Rick and Morty anyway.

Not surprised. It was always dead-eyed bros who would hit on me when I was obviously 12 when it wasn’t 60 year old men.

Aww, c’mon! He’s a good guy! He was drunk\high\just goofin’! He scored a big deal and was blowin’ off some steam! He gave a homeless guy five bucks once back in college!

If she’s talking about “Sugar Bear”(I died a little typing that name out), then it’s not going to work since he was attracted to morbidly obese women. He was trying to find a woman bigger than Mama June at one point.

yep...the problem was definitely on the outside, mama june.

did you see who we made president or

Did they do anything to fix her abrasive personality, terrible parenting, or lack of remorse for letting her daughter be preyed upon by a pedophile?

I mean, she looks great, but it’s flat-out bizarre that somebody who intentionally enabled child abuse gets to have a reality show about how hot (or not) she is.