That laugh through the smoke at the end. He’s created a monster.

Maybe off topic but this always makes me remember what might be my most favorite video in all of youtube. Something I aspire to as a father of a little girl.

98 Explorer - Metallic Grey
04 300M Special - Metallic Grey
04 GTO - Phantom Black
08 Tundra - Maroon
08 C350 - Metallic Grey
06 Sierra - Metallic Gold
12 Tundra - Solid White
13 Ram 2500 - Metallic Blue/Black
14 FR-S - Metallic White
16 Golf R - Limestone Grey Metallic
17 S3 - Vegas Yellow

Rust -1981 Dodge Mirada

1. Burgundy (1978 Olds 98 Regency) - hand me down

That’s not how I remember it. The last time Chrysler was “pretty strong” was back in the cab forward days when they were selling Neons like they were going out of style.

I still loves me some 300M!

Ah, I love these trips down Memory Lane.....

1. Black 1987 Ford Ranger repainted yellow

Well, Chrysler was actually pretty strong before Daimler came in and basically cannibalized it for its money, and Daimler came out relatively unscathed from the whole thing. So it’s not quite the same thing.

1) Harvest Gold w/white roof 1971 Olds Delta 88 Custom hardtop

I wish catalytic converters worked the way the author described. Every car would have an afterburner, there would be flames everywhere on the road. It would be awesome.

People always say “0 RPM” but isn’t it actually 1 RPM? Am I being pedantic? Is asking three rhetorical questions in a row super annoying?

Nope...they’re very up front about the limits and in my experience the agents are always TRYING to get you to buy more. My own personal liability totals two million, as there are Ferraris drive the streets of Austin.

Nice Passat

...and then you wake up in Finland and realize IT WAS REAL ALL ALONG!

The Mustang owner later apologized, claiming he didn’t actually see the motorcycle, only the rider.

Had a colleague who owns a Mercedes E-Class claim that his oil change is $400 because they use special oil. I asked him what type, then looked it up on Amazon. It’s like $40 for a five-quart jug. So, maybe more expensive than regular oil, but nowhere near $400 more. Maybe they charged him for the oil they used to lube…

Told a kid in High school auto shop class that his H3 had an inline 5 cylinder, not a V6. He said there’s no such thing as odd numbered cylinders because the car would have “hormonal imbalance”...

When I was working at AutoZone, I sold a lot of shimmering, floating orbs that caused spinal and, yes, rectal pain. You have to believe me that it wasn't my intent, however.