my fuzzy boy.

You go, girl! Sometimes when we get stronger, we get temporarily less agile. A few footwork drills and balance exercises should take care of that for you!

OMG BLESS THEIR TINY FACES

Fuck that guy. “Ladies aren’t built...” no. Just no. I probably would have bowled him over with my bag of dog food.

The other day I shared a Facebook memory of pictures of my dog when she was still in a foster home in Taiwan, and her doggy foster Mom sent me more previously unseen puppy pictures of her! Then my other dog’s Taiwan foster Mom sent pics of our other dog when she was first rescued. The cuteness!!!

These are my two goobers (and me) all staring at my husband in hopes he’ll feed us French fries. He gave them French fries and told me I’m a grown woman who could have gotten her own fries instead of a salad.

For the last few months I have been doing this thing where I tell the bag boys “Nah, I don’t need my cart today” and then carry everything out. One kid just loves it and teases me when I actually buy stuff that I need to wheel out. “Come on, you can carry 50 # of dog food and three cases of water!” Then I moved on to…

This is my cat laying on the decoy Kindle so that I can read on my iPad in peace. She has glorious belly floof.

I actually bought a few Canadian patches for us to pin on our coats. We might pass unless I open my mouth — Eh, y’all!

Dress tastefully,  speak softly, and of course, always wear this pin on your lapel:

Here’s our middle kitty taking up every inch of the couch she can manage. Yes, she is just as sweet as she looks.

Yay pets! Here are my spooning kitties.

I don’t know about anyone else, but ever since Trump was officially inaugurated, I just have this simmering feeling of both anger and fear in the background of my mind.

This afternoon I met two girlfriends for a brunch that ended up lasting for about four hours, and I feel so refreshed. One of them ‘came out’ to me about having had an abortion a few years ago and it was SO nice to bond over our mutual experience and discuss how it needs to be normalized. She told me I’m the only…

PET THREAD. Have my bestie petting my other bestie after two years apart.

Yas, Nancy. Yaaas. Keep coming for him.

Just got back from a march for refugees and immigrants. I hope we can keep this momentum up.

Fuck yourself. Literally. It might help you relax.

I assure you she knew she was pregnant with twins a month ago.

You know the amount of babies WAY before you start to show.