A penniless guy who won his spot on the ship in a last minute poker game would be wily enough to find some kind of debris to clamber on.

Or he could’ve given it to the poor Irish woman with the two small children who had to die in a bunkbed.

ANY EXCUSE TO POST MY FAVE MEME! I always read this in Obama’s voice.

Yeah I would tend to agree. Although I find his defensiveness somewhat perplexing, as in the episode they’re not even particularly conclusive, only saying it was plausible.

The white lady who is forever changed by her encounter with the forgiving black healer? Fuck this shit.

Well just when we thought the dog-dying-repeatedly movie was the worst, this movie tries to top it with a dead baby and some racists (still love you tho Viola).

If Rose had stayed on that lifeboat, Jack would’ve had that slab o’ wood all to himself.

It’s not just surface area, it’s buoyancy. Change that taped-up floor to a flimsy piece of wood floating in freezing ocean water.

This doesn’t factor in weight though. It’s likely that adding more than double the weight would have sunk the door.

Alternative Fact: Jack was a poor immigrant and Rose was completely justified kicking him off her door.

I’m inclined to agree with Cameron. The Mythbusters had the advantage of a lot of time to come up with a strategy, and were not in a life threatening situation where if they made a wrong move, someone they cared about would die.

I love the personalities of Maine Coons, and how chill they are, but I don’t know if I could handle the shedding, and grooming upkeep. And I love how they look like miniature lions.

And like dogs, my cats seem to know when I’m getting upset, and they’ll come check on me, and sit on my lap until I feel better.

As a current owner of 3 cats, and a previous owner of many dogs, I disagree. Cats are quite adequate. They beg for my food, tell me when they need to be fed, let me know when someone is at the door before there’s a knock, and they even tell me when I need to clean their litter box. Loki in particular, will meow at…

We might not make it to February 20.

General strike. Shut EVERYTHING down. We cannot let this go any further. Everyone in the streets. See you there!

Now that’s what I call contraception!

Alt-hand job.

They all need a swift kick in the nuts.