And as a PSA for anyone interested: If you aren’t sure they’re a troll you can look at their profile and see their past comment history and see if they’ve started their profile in the last 3 days, which is a usual sign of a troll. Ugh.

Craft thread! Late but better than never, lol.

I’m new to wearing lipstick and need some advice. I bought MAC’s Smoked Purple matte lipstick and I fucking LOVE it (and people won’t stop complimenting me), but how do I prime my lips before applying it? It settles in the creases of my lips and fades after a few hours. I know people say to use lip liner, but I…

I’m reading Annie Dillard’s Pilgrim at Tinker Creek. My goal this year is to exclusively read female authors.

No one will see this because it’s late, but I must speak. I have expressed my hatred for the Property Brothers before here on Jez. I seriously can’t stand them. I also (unpopular opinion) hate Chip Gaines, but there you are. Anyhow, Property Brothers came on as I was typing replies to SNS. Now, they have giant 3D…

Here is some LuLu love!!! Sorry if the pics are huge- I’m on my mob-ile!

I get evil joy when a troll leaves me some long ass essay of a comment that probably took them a half hour to write and I get to dismiss it after only reading the first sentence.

Just finished Shrill by Lindy West an hour ago. Loved it! Funny, sad, thoughtful, honest—-highly recommend.

Hi everybody! I have a vodka tonic and a lap cat and the Patriots game on. My birthday came and went and every member of my narcissistic, scapegoating family managed to offend me in some way over it. I’ve told them for years that I don’t celebrate my birthday, because I don’t want to deal with them, but they’ll always…

THANK YOU! It can’t be said often enough- remember your DICK moves!

Yo Jezzie’s! I’m drinking red wine and eating leftover pizza. Also I’m finally canceling my Planet Fitness subscription and joining my local YMCA tomorrow. Hopefully spending the extra $46 a month and access to classes will motivate me to work out a little more in 2017.

Hi y’all can we all stop bringing trolls out of the greys and getting into inane arguments that never go anywhere and don’t elucidate anything? There’s plenty of other sites to do that on, how’s about we try and keep the level of discourse at Jez at a somewhat intelligent level.

Beauty Thread

Happy SNS from Sheela the Irish Wolfhound!!!! She is enjoying the fresh snow we got last night.

So, my husband and I have decided to buy a house (a townhouse, more specifically, since I love them and I want one and he’s fine with a townhouse or a regular house). I’m terrified because it’s so very adulty. We just got married a month ago, but have been together 2 years and have been living together for over half…

Two weeks of proper eating and daily exercise. That’s right - I made resolutions. If I make it past the end of February, it’s a real life change. Tonight I go to movie theatre and DON’T have popcorn. dun dun dun.

Hey everyone! What are you reading? Just finished All the Light we Cannot See.

Baby is 9 months. Took her to a science center today; she loves to play with water.

I’m was so mad last night. I have a 19 month old niece and my brother in law hit her hand for accidentally grazing his face with her fingernails. I tell him it’s not ok to hit a child and he goed and tells me to not tell him how to raise his kid and that I’m out of line. What the fuck? As her aunt, it is my business.…

How is everyone’s periods today? Mine has been awful! Looks like a Michael Bay movie, only with blood instead of explosions.