So a man goes over to another man who he believes raped a woman and still congratulates him. FUCK ALL THESE ASSHOLES and fuck the patriarchy. I hope Trump will be the one to kill it once and for all.

That’s what I don’t get. He seems to be vain as hell, but NOTHING about him would indicate that. His hair is a joke, his skin is unnatural, he’s overweight, and he wears terrible-fitting clothes. Or do NPDs also have a kind of body dysmorphia where they look in the mirror and see hotness where there is none?

I am always amazed at how poorly his clothes fit. I’m not shaming him for his body shape, I’m just confused. We know he’s a man who cares a lot about his image. We know he’s a man who claims to have buckets of money. Why does he always look like he’s dressed himself from the clearance rack at Sears?

How is a lip-synced performance meaningfully less real than a non-lip-synced one? Also, isn’t it standard? Isn’t that like saying “fuck anyone who uses a microphone to amplify the volume of their voice”?

Absolutely no one gives a shit about your opinion of Mariah Carey.

I’ll be honest? This wedding sounds like a nightmare and I would decline.

Honestly, I would RSVP no. Weddings are busy for the wedding party, and allowing (no, encouraging) each guest to bring a companion is really the bare minimum civilized gesture possible. No +1 = +0 in my book.

We showed up and left after 10 mins. My husband faked a stomach ache. No one can blame us! We tried.

I kind of had a crush on the fox. I don’t know what’s worse, if I find the fox sexy or I find Jason Bateman sexy.

Wow. That sounds like a jerky invitation, never mind the actual person.

The only nice thing to come out of 2016 for me. This year can suck it otherwise.

We hosted a Happy Noon Year with our kids. We let them invite their friends over (and parents) and invited some friends, too. Party theme (aside from Noon Year) was Big vs Little, and we made it into a Gladiator type event where the adults and kids competed in events. Rented a big bounce house slide and set up a big…

If 2016 were a four-word statement, it would be this:

bruce springsteen’s son went on a twitter tear earlier this month and ranked every song by the killers, and it was maybe the purest thing of 2016.

I don’t know if Ryan Seacrest has really done anything horrible to warrant my hatred towards him but part of me is sure he has.

Here’s one

He got what exactly what he wanted; rape isn’t about sex.

For who’s sake was he raping?

So it was in a footnote that you failed to read and somehow Jezebel is at fault? 🤔

Because he doesn’t get off on consensual sex. He gets off on drugging women and raping them.