The Brad and Angelina divorce drama is not the kind of celebrity gossip I salivate over. It’s sooooo depressing and a little boring. Can we drop them down a little lower in dirt bag?!?!

The same. Because they are dumb.

You mean that what they told me in high school is not true? That someone with a college degree makes a million dollars more that someone who doesn’t. A degree is becoming as useless as a high school diploma.

Me too. The clear ones could be cubic zirconia for all I care.

I have tried. Oh, how I have tried. I gave them books every year for a while for Christmas and they always ended up in the Goodwill pile. I’m fighting two very difficult parenting philosophies in their mom and my husband. Education is not on mom’s radar, and dad seems to think education is something that happens at…

They aren’t readers (they don’t own books or like to read; have never been to the library) so I think Teen Vogue would be a great start to maybe get them reading in shorter doses.

Ordering for teen stepdaughters stat.

Aren’t santa and Jesus basically the same thing? Be good and get shit?

I lived in Germany for a while - all of their Christmas music is uber traditional, consisting of mostly Christian songs and hymns. They even sing some Latin songs like Ubi Caritas (very beautiful) - PS, I’m also an atheist and I would rather listen to this than Jingle Bells ad nauseum.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hang on a sec, four year old truth sensei, we can’t just skip over that one part.

Down on your knees

Ambassador to Italy??! What, because there are lots of guidos in jersey?? Lol this administration is fucking hilarious.

My 3 year old thinks the nativity scene is Jesus, Mary and Josephine. A “two mummy family”.

I take quiet solace knowing that many of the most popular ones were writtenby Jewish musicians.

Hell yeah, I’ve loved Good King Wenceslas ever since I was a little kid. That and We Three Kings (I was a terrible kid; I would belt out the part about suffering, sighing, bleeding, dying). I like Christmas music with some darkness and sorrow in it—something that reminds us what Christmas is up against (this is also…

The Muppet Christmas Carol is the reason for the season. Never mind all that ‘spending time with loved ones’ nonsense, I am here solely to see Michael Caine singing with a frog.

We should start an atheist religious Christmas song enthusiasts club. I actually took my kids to a Christmas concert at my mom’s church today and my 5 year old asked her if a picture of Jesus was “Santa when he was young”.

I’m an atheist too, but I love religious Christmas music! O Come All Ye Faithful and that kind of stuff. Silent Night, O Holy Night...I don’t know. I basically celebrate Giftmas, but whatever.

I’m another atheist who far prefers traditional, religious Christmas hymns. They’re more beautiful, less sentimental, and easier for people to sing along to because they don’t require vocal acrobatics. I probably wouldn’t notice if I never heard one of them again, but I’ll happily sing along a couple days out of the…

I was in Olive Garden — Don’t Judge Me! — with my parents three days before Thanksgiving, and they had non-stop Christmas music piping through the sound system. I complained about it, and my mother cut me off, said it was nice and there’s nothing wrong with it. My mother voted for Trump, so there you go.