Woops. Just noticed a bunch of people asked the same question i did. Ignore my previous comment!

I feel like I need that rug. Where is it from?

I just looked at his feed. I had no idea he was such an asshole :-(

Maybe we can reach a compromise here. What if she had a joint for a butt?

her butt.

perfect.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

I DO THIS TOO!

I went to a movie with a new friend recently... she will NOT be making my list of approved movie buddies. She was mouthing along with the songs and kept trying to make comments about the movie and have a conversation. NO. This is why I usually just go by myself... I don't see movies as a social activity, really.

I have so many, I don't even know where to start. And I've been single for a while, so I think there's probably some stuff I do when I'm alone that I don't even realize is weird anymore.

More stories about Mark and Allen, please!

I use a long sleeved tshirt because I find it easier to secure. I've done it with many different lengths of hair. I have noticed that when my hair is longer, it won't total dry overnight, though. If you're curious, look up "hair plopping" on youtube, some instructional videos should come up.

I have almost exactly the same routine, except I usually brush it before I get in the shower. I have a lot of hair and getting the tangles out makes it easier to wash.

Over the last couple years I've been trying to embrace my natural texture. I'm not full-on curly, just wavy, but I have a lot of hair, so my hair is very BIG when I wear it wavy. It takes more confidence to wear it wavy instead of straightening it. I definitely feel more sassy and give less fucks in general when I'm…

Is there any chance of something like this happening in any other cities in the future??

I'm legit laughing out loud right now. Thank you so much for providing my brain with the sentence "I'd shoot someone in the ass for some penis cake right now." I'm going to use this in my regular life.

Lol'ed at "Jays-Z"

Well that was horrifying