Jezebel. Yes, I am on vacation. That does not mean I have time to be sitting around reading lists of 100 things. I need to get off the couch eventually! So inconsiderate.

wait, what did Mark Wahlberg do?

WEAR THEM

Hey people, I could use some advice regarding exercise. I used to be pretty in shape throughout high school (was on the swim team) and college (went to the gym most days, did cardio and weights and stuff), but the only exercise I've been getting is walking, for at least the last year or so. I want to get moving again,…

When I know I'm going to be home alone, I open the shower curtain ahead of time so I don't have to worry about checking it later.

I usually end up throwing them out.

The makeup/contouring job in that photo is really freaking me out. All the lightness under her eyes is really weird looking.

a friend of mine has a bicorunate uterus. She had 1 miscarriage followed by 2 successful pregnancies. I know not everyone is the same but I thought I'd just throw this ray of hope out there. Hang in there! You can handle this!

Bath and body works. I think their big 3-wick candles are on sale. Or some of their hand soaps.

on netflix: "scrooged" and "a muppet christmas carol"

Ugh. Hang in there.

I did these as Christmas gifts 2 years ago, and they're just now starting to chip. They've been used regularly over the last 2 years.

It kinda seems like you didn't read the whole piece.

Word. Why does her comment have so many stars? Jesus Christ.

OH SHUT THE FUCK UP MADONNA NOBODY WANTS TO LISTEN TO YOUR SHITTY ALBUM ANYWAY

I bought one at target a few years ago

Maybe leave her some bootstraps, to pull herself up by.

AGREED.