Schmoyoho helped create the opening for the show!!

Thats pretty good cosplay. You might even say.. IT’S A MIRACLE!

They REALLY ought to make it so the potion of clearance doesnt automatically go on to your hotkey buttons. I did this same exact shit in a similar fight and beat it. Wasted the potion and had to re-spend all my points.

So one of those reviews has 321.5 hours played. That’s nearly 14 days. That means he hasn’t closed the game since it was unlocked on Steam.

Well wouldja lookit that. Turns out graphics aren’t as important as gameplay. Strange times.

Play some isometric RPGs for a bit, those will give you a great story while resetting your expectations graphics-wise.

Well, judging by your outdated information about Windows releases and your reluctance to switch to a new OS, I assume you come out of your cave every 3 or 5 years. Allow me to get you up to speed: there never was a Windows 9 (I know, we were all shocked as well), but there was a Windows 8.1 that fixed all the issues…

Windows 8 may have been pretty trashy, but 8.1 is amazing. I’m getting slightly better performance in games, my boot time has been cut in half and my laoding times are down 3-8 seconds, depending on the game.

Windows 8.1 isn’t too bad at all. You should just install Classic Shell and you can have your classic start menu back. That was practically the only reason that people hated Windows 8. Microsoft removed something that was ingrained into people’s minds and tried to force the touch screen UI on everybody. They realized…

Yeah, no. Windows 8 works just fine. Just because you never used it and immediately assume that the start screen is the only interface you have doesn’t make it trash.

Oh yeah, and one of the tips during a loading screen says “During the Time of White Frost, do not eat the yellow snow.”

If you find yourself engrossed in the dialogue and character interactions, then yes, it is well worth doing everything. All quests have spoken dialogue, often some have some kind of player input to affect the results, so if you see a !, do it.

This game is an absolute pleasure and should be the standard every open world game made in the future goes by.

It's like Skyrim with good storytelling and combat.

It is, but better. There are the same old side quests where you just have to find a nest of monsters, clear out the monster’s nest, and blow it up, but there are also literally hundreds of side quests with scripting and story. Even the treasure search missions involve reading books, finding out about hidden treasure,…

Except with Skyrim the voice acting wasn’t as good, many of the locations did not have quests associated to them, and most quests just ended and had no impact in the world. So many quests in Witcher III have some impact on the world, such as additional merchants being available, continuation of lives of people you…

I felt that Dragon Age Inquisition was a huge game, but the world felt empty and boring in some parts, but The Witcher 3 doesn’t seem that way to me, lots of quests and stuff to do. I haven’t felt a.d.d in a video games since maybe Red Dead Redemption.