Jofus : Muahahaha I have emerged from my time capsule...!

Businesses specifically tell employees to never attempt to stop a robbery. They'd rather lose whatever money is in the register than have to pay for the employee's medical bills if they get hurt. Not to mention what could happen if they start swinging a register tray around and hit someone else.

Krang is flattered that they designed a dish in his image...

There are a certain number of H1B (Work Visa) that are granted every year. I don't think there are any limits on tourist visas, but tourist visas has a maximum duration of 6 months, with a max of 6 month extension, so total stay is no longer than one year. They were here for years and years, so they were abusing the…

What do you consider done? It looks cooked enough to me. I don't like it burnt, fewer carcinogens for one.

I know I don't need it, but now I want that table.

Please. Please. Ben Affleck is no Heath Ledger. People only were saying that because they didn't understand his acting abilities. They didn't see Brokeback Mountain, they didn't see Lords of Dogtown, Ledger could pull that off only because he was a freaking beast at acting, and only up until very late into his career…

National Treasure? More like National Pleasure .....

The weird face momentarily distracted me from the fact that she's hugging a giant dildo.

Boarding is awesome with a Crystal crewmember to Lock Down a room, and pummel everyone else to death.

Disable O2 and start fires? It'll kill the flames, wont it?

I'm not sure where this comes from? First I've heard of American's making fun of the "hover hands", I think it falls more under the "no one cares" category in America more than anything.

lol, it's mostly true. a lot of us can't swim worth a damn.

Come back not a asshole.

He tells people to kill themselves, choke on his dick, he invalidates others opinions and acts like a immature child.

I can tell that from reading this thread that you are as arrogant as Phil Fish is.

You should watch his shows. Beer is a very smart guy, who often calls out people in the industry when they screw up or get out of line. The only difference here is that Fish reacted like a spoilt brat to Beer's remarks, proving Beer's points that this guy believes he is above everyone. It's not a new revelation - Fish…

Maya Fey does Youtube covers??