This is the turning point for the environmental movement! It’s starting to affect the dicks so now it’s serious!

Glad you got rid of yours. Fortunately, my ex’s familiy had more sympathy for me than for her, so her mom funded her moving out once I served her. Any time I’ve crossed paths with her mom since then (we had some of my stuff in storage, that I had to get cleared out because she couldn’t afford the storage unit without…

I did exactly what you were thinking about. Turned out one of my other ex’s (I’ve dated several stellar examples of morality) was cheating on me with my roomies (plural), and none of them wanted to pay any bills, so it was my salary covering everything for 4 adults. I went to the landlord, paid to have my name taken…

I totally did this to Tony Hawk once when he came into a bar I worked at ... a regular asked if I just served Tony Hawk and I was like nahhhhhh ... and then I looked at the credit card that he gave me to start a tab :/

It’s like constant confirmation of all of our worst fears and beliefs. And part of what makes it so insidious is that it does so in our own voice. Because we already believe we’re worthless, awful people, we often end up doing things to punish ourselves, like overeating. While this may not be a conscious decision,…

I laughed really hard at “and I will get NO LAP!”

I too am having so, so much sex!  Sex with women with big breasts that feel....like bags of...sand.

LOLZ. I can confirm how funny, humble and nice Tony Hawk is. I’ve worked in the action sports industry for years and honestly, every time I do an event and he’s involved, I breathe a sigh of relief because he is an absolute breath of fresh air who isn’t a total idiot or dbag or combo of the two.

Absolutely.  I, a lover of dogs for many moons, do not simply expect the rest of the world to bend to my will and allow me to bring my well-behaved dog anywhere I go.  For that matter, most parents don’t even bother to teach their own children any manners--why the hell would we expect that a person’s “well behaved”…

There are two things every dog owner will say in the time they own a dog. “My dog would never do that” and “Gee, my dog’s never done that before.”

I love dogs, I’ve had dogs all my life, but a lot of people don’t like dogs and some people are allergic to dogs. Stop being an entitled jerk and leave your dog at home. He’ll be there when you get back. Dogs don’t belong in stores, on planes, and certainly not restaurants. And you can all take your bullshit…

I know there are rules, but, I mean, I’m an exception to all rules right?

I feel so, so sorry for the woman whose act of kindness (giving up her seat) ended up being used as a jump-off point for Blair. Blair has done nothing but try to turn this into internet fame, asking for free plane tickets and a job at Buzzfeed. Listen, it is this simple: don’t fucking photograph someone without their…

I don’t personally care to debate about journalistic ethics or about whether this woman had a right to privacy if the photo was unsolicited. All I care about is how delightfully petty the journalist looks in the damn New York Times. She really thought it was a good look to be like, “yeah? Well you’re fat, your robe is…

Okay, I’ll take a stab at it. Off the top of my head:

He’d “allow them” to unionize. Ah, that’s so cute.

How in the heck do you get sunscreen on the middle 2/3 of your back if you don’t use spray sunscreen? And don’t tell me to ask someone else to apply it; I live alone. Spray sunscreen is the only thing standing between me and skin cancer all over my back.

Cheap paint is something that comes to mind. You wind up having to use two or three times as much to get the same coverage or sometimes you have to chuck it all and buy the expensive stuff anyway. It’s not worth the aggravation at all.

Do you read Terry Pratchett?

I believe this is called “giving him enough rope to hang himself”