Breaking multiple times during a skit, however, is decidedly less charming.

Yep. But I think you mean “MTV’s Dan Cortese.”

Chicken noises at 1:00. Lol.

The best is still the first time he did the recurring bit with “Dan Cortes”.

Did someone in the studio call him an asshole when he started to break?

“If you’re Irish, or just white and violent...” How can you not laugh trying to say that?

Yes! Whatever it is, Mulaney knows perfectly how to get him. That’s what I love about it. Even the little thing he whispered to him. Out of context it’s a shrug, but however he did it, it got Hader to crack.

Stefon is so good becaues Hader is trying so hard not to break, but Mulaney knows exactly what to spring on him that will get him to do it.

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Terry is not going to backdown from violent backlash. Terry is fighting the good fight. Terry is a fucking national treasure. NINE NINE!

One of my biggest pet peeves is when people do this shit and it’s riddled with spelling and grammar errors. If you’re going to be racist or an asshole, the least you can do is get rid of the low hanging fruit that I will use to make fun of you. Let me get to making fun of you for being a racist!

I cannot figure out why they wouldn’t at least test it beforehand without a person behind it (like the book of similar thickness against a tree or something). Did they think there was only one book in existence and they were going to shoot it?

Pedro should have used a bible instead because the only thing that stops a good guy with a gun is a guy with the good book.

(The couple expected the bullet to be stopped by a book held up in front of Ruiz’s chest.)

And let’s see how the gun nuts react to their “good guy with a gun” being yet again revealed to be more a dipshit with a gun.

Trend-jumping white hipsters who think they’ve “discovered something new” are idiots. The avocado margarita was created at a bartending competition in Galveston at least ten years ago.

My aunt makes smoothies and then adds some vodka to the mix. She’s going to be pissed when she finds out she could have made money offa that shit.

size isn’t really the issue, it’s mostly the difference in how the skin moves with and without a condom. Without allows a lot more movement, at least in my experience, which makes it feel “slipperier”.

Eh, this is a case where I wonder what the ages are. I could totally see a young woman confusing too much dryness with being too big. Obviously she’s not the most well-educated on birth control.