For a second, I didn’t realise you were talking about cramps and thought you were pregnant. I was like, “The whiskey cocktail was a bold choice.”

I am sitting here drinking a whiskey cocktail because ibuprofen is doing nothing to sooth the angry badger that is trying to gnaw its way out of my uterus, and I am just shaking my head. Team Wings is the least wrong.

I’m willing to give the benefit of the doubt it was a dry joke. After 10 years behind a bar though, I’ve heard things. Strange and disturbing things.

Counterpoint: Whiskey is good.

I just came here for the Vincent Adultman jokes and I was not disappointed.

Boy, four comments and already two of them don’t get the joke. This should be fun!

IDK, it could also be three children stacked on top of each other, or perhaps several sheep.

Would you like an alcohol?

I went to the stock market today. I did a business.

She’s CLEARLY diversifying her wardrobe in an attempt to dodge the ACME Detective Agency!

Businesswise, this seems like appropriate business.

People’s resilience and ability to not be physically harmed by words is not a reason to perpetuate demeaning and hateful expressions, even if they’ve lost some of that ugliness over time. I get what you’re saying here (they’re only words, right?), but this concept of “people just shouldn’t take it the wrong way” is…

All cheeseburgers hidden from children will immediately be shipped to the White House

Yep!

I’m at work so I can’t listen to the video, but if I’m understanding correctly the “chang” part should sorta rhyme with the “Pyeong” part, right?

As a person who drives a normal height car with absolutely no window tinting I’m just happy anytime I don’t have my eyeballs blown out by the headlights of a truck behind me.

Exactly. Headlights at a certain time of dusk creates very nasty blindness.

Over there, people often turn off their headlights when stopped for a red light at an intersection or in traffic. It is done out of courtesy to reduce light pollution and glare for other drivers. However, it’s dangerous not to be seen at all. Hence, the headlights are switched from On to Parking to activate just the…