I don’t get it. I’ve used mine several times a week since I bought it about 2 months ago. I just set everything manually and once you get a feel for it it’s easy. And I did spaghetti and didn’t have sauce spatter everywhere, unlike my kitchen aid mixer which has fucked me more times than I can count.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO ONE WANTS A SEX AND THE CITY 3!!!!

Yup. I object to this line:

I heard on a podcast that a guy and a group of his work buddies would go to the theater at lunch, buy a ticket, and head back. They were doing it to build up reward points with the theater chain. I’m guessing the new rule is to curb that.

The part about watching a movie in its entirety reads to me like a preemptive measure against using your pass to buy one ticket and watch a different movie instead. Say, buying the ticket for a regular movie and instead trying to get in to the 3D or IMAX showing, or an opening-night release. The last thing MoviePass…

“Money doesn’t equate to happiness.”

Let’s be careful with that whole “the drunk you is the real you” thing. While I will fully admit if a person tends to be the same way every time they get drunk, it’s probably a pretty good indicator. I don’t think that you can judge a person as their “true self” because of how they acted once while getting drunk at an…

I believe that the courts found that they were, indeed, on a break.

Look, people, if Bryan Fuller could do Hannibal with no rape scenes, you can too.

Hopefully, they will heat the set this time as it looked awful chilly on the original show.

a charmed in the 70s that focused on the mom and gram raising three daughters would’ve been interesting. but i guess there wouldn’t be enough fighting the “patriarchy” even though it’s right after the first wave of feminism.

I can’t help it — I really laughed at the way you described this. Very nice!

You left at the 10:00 p.m. “Masturbate in front of horrified captive starlet - followed by late dinner”

I bet that’s part of the thrill for him too. Like he sees it as the ultimate power play that he can force other people to do that.

I mean Denzel will already be there because he’s nominated, right? Let’s have him hand the award out and say he was last year’s winner for Fences. No one will mind.

This is probably your greatest article ever. I love you.

Also work a job that you can eat something for free at and only live off that for a month.

We’re building tons of housing where I live.

White folks who like to call themselves allies please take note. She acknowledged she didnt know shit, LISTENED, then did something meaningful without making it about her.

I admit I was really happy when Billy Bush got fired and I still don’t like him and I’m not sure if this act is 100% sincere but you know? I kind of don’t mind at this point. I like that he’s talking about bystander abuse. I like that he’s acknowledging his role in what happened. I guess what I’m saying is that while…