Dyscalculia! I’m self diagnosed, mostly to excuse all the times I sobbed in high school algebra.
lumenatrix
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Waiting for those assholes who were just sooo sure the cops were telling the truth, who claimed that OF COURSE these Black teenagers were drunk and breaking the law and tried to run the cops over. OF COURSE this cop wasn’t lying. If these kids weren’t doing anything wrong, they wouldn’t have been shot. Because the…
Yes, but you need to complain to the airline, not the person seated in front of you. Remember two things:
I kind of adore that he calls it “fizzy water” mainly because I’m tired of being judged when I order it like that in a restaurant. “you mean a club soda?” - water with bubbles. I don’t care what you call it. Stick a lime in it and leave me the hell alone.
USED TO LOVE BRAD, BUT NOW HE LOOKS OLD. JUST THOUGHT I’D COMMENT THE SAME WAY AS MEN COMMENT ABOUT AGING ACTRESSES ON EVERY COMMENT SECTION ON THE INTERNET. FEEL THE FEMALE GAZE.
I know its supposed to be pronounced “fire”, but i keep reading it as “fry”. Then i get confused/hopeful that this was a french fry festival and wonder how they would fuck that up.
The only reason you have trouble breathing is because you were greedy enough to start breathing in the first place.
The chyron makes a lot of sense given what he’s saying...
Water is just clear. Grass is green might’ve worked better.
Any diet advice that says THIS IS BAD NEVER EAT/DRINK IT is bullshit. Except, maybe, don’t eat radioactive waste. That shit really is bad for you.
Huh. I’m a middle-aged guy so maybe one of my former Girl Scout college friends taught me this survival trick. I still remember how bad the food was, and how the cafeteria line and its offerings resembled a Soviet workers’ canteen circa 1950.
Cheap and quick “Almost Mie Goreng” Its so good.
Kind of like in the US elections where the primary turnout is dismal, and then people complain that they don’t like the choices for the general election.
Crack an egg into it too and use some sriracha when you fry it.
That spam sandwich deserves a fried egg.
Not to judge...but why melt cheese on a non-edible plate when you could do the exact same thing with a flour tortilla? Boom, delicious AND less clean up.
Respectfully,
